A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract . She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree .
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch . In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor .
She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters . The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her . She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared .
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility . I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned you down . "_
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